kankri-butt: if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
bangcaster: you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
coolscar: when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
advantages of being a boy: your boobs don’t get in the way no period your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week no childbirth penises are fun shirts always fit over your chest you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it you store less fat advantages of being a girl: can use your bra as an extra pocket
h0llo: I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
juilan: step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
i sing too much for someone who cant sing
gordonlevitting: if you’re ever feeling overdramatic just remember that zelda fitzgerald once threw herself down a flight of marble stairs at a party because her husband was talking to someone else
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